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Honesty with out compassion is brutality.

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

You don't know what you want…you wanna know why? Cause I haven't given it to you yet.

works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.


Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.


Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.


If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, how will the Environmentalists react?

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there


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