Kids One Liner Jokes
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off .
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor, I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
What tools do you need in math class?
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watchdog!
the teacher said, "A time for a short, one Let's slow, lazy with short stature born much too busy. Guess what?"
Tom said: "The father and mother."
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.