Kids One Liner Jokes

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off .

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor, I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

What tools do you need in math class?
Multi-Pliers

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watchdog!

the teacher said, "A time for a short, one Let's slow, lazy with short stature born much too busy. Guess what?"
Tom said: "The father and mother."

One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.

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