Funny One Liners For Facebook
If At First You Don't Succeed . . . Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
If living in a million dollar house is wrong, then I should probably move out before the owner gets back from vacation.
Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life
I lost my phone but found it in the last place i looked. wish i'd looked there first!!
Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
teache; wt is d difference between call gal, gal frnd n wife....?
student; prepaid ,postpaid and unlimited.......
Truth and History involve nothing more than convincing the masses that you are right.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
- Unless your job is being a priest.
Because one of the most attractive personality traits a man can have is the ability to use humor. Today, I'm going to give you some funny one liners to use when interacting with women.