Funny One Liner Questions

Why do they put Braille dots on the dey pads of the drive-up ATM machine?

List five things you would need to survive, if left alone on a deserted island.

Why do we turn down the car radio when searching for our destination?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


If you had a million dollars, what is the most useless thing you would buy?


Why are there so many players if love is not a game?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


What part of a cheeseburger would you be? Meat, Cheese, Bun, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickle, etc etc etc... & why???

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

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