Why do Black People Have White Hands
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
"Wonder what that's all about?" thinks the bartender, shaking his head. He moves along to the Cossack. "And what can I get you, my fine sir?"
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
How can you separate jews, Mexicans and black people if they are in a room?
Throw a penny at one side of the room, all the Mexicans are sleeping and the black people are just black.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.
Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.
What do you call a Mexican quarterback?