Maxican One liners
Q: Why did the Mexicans have to move out of the house? A: Because they couldn't figure out how to flush the pool.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide!
The american picks up the mexican and throws him over board and says we have to many of those in our country.
What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)
What did a Mexican Fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
Q: Why can't Mexicans become Doctors?
A: It's too hard to spray paint prescriptions.
Q. How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
A. Put up a help-wanted sign.
Q: Whaddya call a Mexican being baptized?
A: Bean dip.
HONOR - " I bought that ruca drinks all night and she wouldn't let me get HONOR!
Q: What do you call a Mexican with his car stolen?