Old Age Birthday Jokes
Jhon: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.
Smith: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you?
Jhon: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Save all hairs that come loose when you brush your hair at 40 one day medical science may develop a means of replanting them.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my napI don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap
A couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.
Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North America in her RV she would like to visit Europe.
The fairy waved her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said with a sly look, Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.
The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90.