Funny Birthday Poems
On your birthday, it's time to reflect,
For the passing of time leads to change.
What once was important we leave;
Our priorities and goals rearrange.
It's official; you've lived one more year.
You're birthday gifted and caked,
But don't think you're fully mature,
'Cause you're really only half-baked!
Surprises and wishes will come true
Your 12 years old happy birthday to you ,
Friends forever never forget
How we met we’ll never regret,
Our friendship is like two roses that grows and grows
Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.
I feel like a clown
thats why I'm so down
this is not any fun
because you weigh a ton.
I do not like you
because you are a piece of poo.
Being born was great for me,
Though I can’t recall the chore.
But every year I’m pleased to see,
That it’s me they all adore.
My mom and dad stay close to me;
They claim to know me well.
They’re proud to know a celebrity,
And me, I know they’re swell.
They celebrate, they laugh and sing,
And gifts on me they shower.
I must have done a wondrous thing,
My birthday cries, BABY POWER!