Funny Birthday One liners

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Q: Why are you cutting the cake with a chisel?
A: Because it's marble cake.

I have everything now I had twenty years ago -- except now it's all lower.

Happy Birthday to a sensational person ... who is still older than me!

Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!

Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
A: On his birthday flake!

Q: What do you give 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don‘t know, but you‘d better hope he likes it!

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