Birthday Jokes For Kids
Q:How do you sing Happy Birthday to someone named Luis?
A:Happy birthday to lew, happy birthday to lew, happy birthday dear Luis, happy birthday to lew
Q:Why do we put candles on top of the cake?
A:It's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Q:"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
A:"Next time don't eat the candles."
A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked.
'It's my birthday!' he cried. 'And I had a bicycle and new sneakers and this afternoon theres a party with chips and jelly and a birthday cake and a jumping castle afterwards. . .' and he had to
stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
Q. Why was the stationmaster's son having a cake on a train seat?
A. It was his berth-day.